Well hello there! Here within the hills dwell the Shire folk, called Hobbits. They are about 3 feet tall, so watch where you're stepping! Come in for some tea and cakes, will you? Maybe even share a tale or two. Did you bring your pipeweed? Don't be dropping any unexpected parties for these halflings (unless it's a Baggins, or a Took), for they are the type that do not like adventures.(After all, adventures make one late for supper!) Sit down and share a tale or two!
Bilbo Baggins: COMING SOON