How many times have I heard it? Tons. How many times has he said it? Tons. During the series, Burt Ward had said "holy ____" 379 times. After going through my Batman tapes, I managed to get every single holy word he EVER used! I know, I'm an obsessed freak. So I present for all the batfans, the holy words list!! Please excuse the spelling errors. Thank you to Chantal for letting me know some that I missed! ::::takes long, deep breath before beginning:::: Holy agility holy almost holy alps holy alterego holy anagrams holy apparition holy armadillos holy armor-plated holy ashtray holy asp holy astringent pomite fruit holy astronomy holy audobon holy backfire holy ball and chain holy bank balance holy bankruptcy holy banks holy baracuda holy bargain basement holy bat-trap holy benedict arnold holy bijou holy bikini holy birthday cake holy black beard holy black out holy blank cartridge holy blizzard holy bluebeard holy bouncing boiler plate holy bowler holy bullseye (said it twice) holy bunsons holy caffeine holy camaflage (said it twice) holy captain nemo holy caruso holy catastrophe(said it twice) holy chicken coop holy chiliblains holy chocolate eclaire holy chutzpah holy cinderella holy cinemascope holy cliche holy cliffhanders holy clockwork holy clockworks holy coffin nails holy cold creeps holy complications holy consecration holy contributing to the delinquency of minors holy corpuscles holy cosmos holy costume party holy crack-up holy criminalogy holy crossfire holy crucial moment holy crying towels holy cryptology holy crystal ball holy d'artagnan holy davy jones holy dead end holy decency holy demolition holy dental hygiene holy deposit slip holy detinator holy detonation holy deviltry holy dilemma holy disappearing act holy disaster area holy distortion holy diversionary tactic holy diversionary tactics holy edison holy egg shells holy encore holy epicure holy epigrams holy escape hatch holy explosion holy false front holy fate worse than death holy felony holy finishing touches holy fireworks holy firing squad holy fishbowl holy flight plan holy flip flop holy floodgates holy floor covering holy fly paper holy fog holy fork-in-the-road holy fourth amendment holy fourth of july holy frankenstein (said it twice) holy fratricide holyfrogman holy fruit salad holy fugitives holy funny bone holy gall holy gambles holy gemini holy getter box (??? If someone knows which episode this is from, please let me know, so I can find out the correct spelling) holy geography holy ghost writer holy give aways holy glue-pot holy golden gate holy graf zeppelin holy grammar holy graveyard holy greed holy greeting cards holy guacomole holy guadal canal holy gulibility holy h'ordourves holy haberdashery holy hail storm holy hairdo holy hallelujah holy halloween holy hamburger holy hamlet holy hamstrings holy handywork holy happenstance holy hardest metal in the world holy haziness holy headache (said it twice) holy headlines holy heart break (said it twice) holy heart failure (said it twice) holy helmets, holy helplessness holy here we go again holy hiedelburg holy hi fi (Please contact me if you know which episode this is in) holy hierogyiphics (said it three times) holy high handed holy high wire holy hijack holy hijackers holy history holy hoaxes holy hole-in-a-donut (have that wav!!) holy hollywood holy holocaust holy homecoming holy homework holy homicid holy hoodwink holy hoofbeats (said it twice) holy horse shoe holy horse shoes holy hostage(said it twice) holy hot foot holy hot spot holy houdini (said it four times) holy human collectors item holy human pearls holy human pressure cookers holy human surf boards holy hunting horn holy hurricane holy hydraulics holy shypnotism holy hypodermic holy hypothesis holy I.T.&T holy ice picks holy ice skates holy iceberg holy impossibility holy imperegnability holy incantation holy inquisition holy interplanetary yardstick holy interrruptions holy iodine holy jack-in-the-box (said it twice) holy jailbreak holy jawbreaker holy jelly molds holy jetset holy jigsaw puzzles holy jutterbugs holy journey to the center of the earth holy jumble holy keyhole holy keyring holy kilowatts holy kindergarden holy knit one purl two holy knockout drops holy known-unknown flying objects holy kovfax holy Las Vegas holy leopard holy levitation holy lift-off holy living end holy lodestone holy long john silder holy looking glass holy lovebirds holy lutherburbank holy madness holy magic lantern holy magician holy mainstprings holy marathon holy mashed potatoes holy masquerade (said it twice) holy matador holy mechanical army holy memory bank holy merlin the magician holy mermaid holy merry-go-round holy metronome holy mezmerism holy miracles holy miscast holy missing relatives holy molars holy mole hill holy mother-in-law holy movie moguls holy mucilage (said it twice) holy multitudes holy murder (murderer?) holy mush (said it twice) holy muzzling holy naivete holy nerve center holy new years eve holy nick of time (said it twice) holy nightmare (said it twice) holy nocht (sp?) holy nonsequiturs holy oleo holy olfactory holy one track batcomputer mind holy out of bounds holy oversight holy oxygen holy paderevsky holy parafin holy perfect pitch holy piano roll holy pin cushion holy polar front holy polar icesheets holy polaris holy popcorn holy pot luck holy precision holy pressure cooker holy pricelesscollection of etrusian holy pseudonym holy purple cannibals holy puzzle (puzzler?) holy rainbow (said it twice) holy rats in a trap holy ravioli holy razor's edge holy red herring holy red snapper holy reincarnation holy relief holy recompense holy remote control robot holy reshevsky holy resourcefullness holy return from oblivion holy reverse polarity holy ricoshet holy rip van winkle (said it twice) holy rising hemlines holy roadblocks holy robert lewis stevenson holy rock garden holy rocking chair holy romeo and juliet holy rudder holy safari holy sarcophagus holy sardine holy schizophrenia holy sedatives holy self-service holy serpentine holy shamrocks holy sherlock holmes holy shocks holy show-ups holy showcase holy shrinkage holy skulltamper holy sky rockets holy slipped disc holy smoke (said it twice) holy smokes (said that twice too!) holy smokestack holy snowball holy sonic booms holy special delivery holy spider webs holy split seconds holy squirrel cage holy stalactite holy stampede holy standstills holy stereo holy stewpot holy stomachache holy strait jacket holy stratosphere holy stuffing holy stupof holy suborbit holy suburban holy sudden incapacitation holy sundial holy suprise party holy switch-a-roo holy taj mahal holy tartars holy taxataion holy taxidermy holy tee shot holy ten soes holy terminology holy intinnabulation holy tip-offs holy titanic holy tome holy toreador holy trampoline holy transistors holy travel agent holy traveller holy trickery holy triple feature holy trolls and goblins holy tuxedo holy uncanny phonographic mental processes holy under statement holy underwritten metropolis holy unlikelihood holy unrefillable prescriptions holy venezuela holy vertebra holy vo tage holy waste of energy holy wayne manor holy weaponary holy wedding cake holy werner von bravn holy whiskers holy wigs holy zorro. Alfred: Holy Steam Valve! :::gasping for air::: There you are!! I'm in the process of getting all the holy words the announcer said too, but I need to go through all my episodes still. If I'm missing any, e-mail me!